Slowly Changing

My belly button is ever so slowly disappearing. Whereas it was an ocean before, it is now just a puddle. My body is changing and it feels really strange and weird. Am I gaining too much weight? Am I not gaining enough? Will I ever lose the extra poundage?

This past week, I've been afflicted with heartburn and bloating. I'm hungry but can't eat too much because of the heartburn. I'm waddling and my back aches. I'm tired.

Okay, I'm done complaining for now. I mean really, I'm getting there but I still have a way to go.